“My penis contains holy milk”

A Brazilian Evangelical Pastor claimed that the Holy Spirit would secrete from his penis in the form of “sacred milk”. This pastor said that his penis was blessed and that “the Lord had consecrated him with divine milk of the Holy Spirit” and, of course, he had to release it in order to “evangelize”.

Testimony of one of his victims:

“He has convinced us that only God could come into our lives through our mouth and that’s why he would do what he did”. Often, after worship, pastor Valdeci would take us to the where the funds were kept at the back of the Church and asked us to have Oral sex with him until the Holy Spirit would come through ejaculation”.

Full story over at VaticanCrimes.us

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3 Responses to “My penis contains holy milk”

  1. So now they’ve found a way to make molestation seem ‘righteous’? Excuse me, I need to barf.

  2. AtulBhatS says:

    Holy Man? Con Artist? LOL. I pity the Cellmates 😦 Who even though not religious had to be baptised in HOLY LIQUID :\ YUCK!

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