God prefers Mitt Romney as president

 

Go on then, elect this rambling lunatic to be the most powerful president in the world.

He has more than once sworn to put all his might into upholding God’s law rather than our pesky democratic system. He believes humans were created from spirit orbs, that God lives near a star called Kolub, and that he will get his own planet when he dies. His religion says our life on this planet is unimportant next to the glorious afterlife.

Rest assured, God wants him to have his finger on the big red button.

Do you feel safer now?

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2 Responses to God prefers Mitt Romney as president

  1. @ndrew says:

    fucking nut jobs

  2. The world’s religious gene pool needs a fresh dose of chlorine.

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