Homosexuality must be criminalized. Why? Because God wants it. Trust me, a voice in my head told me, so it must be true.
Check out the good Christians below – they feel persecuted because they can’t persecute people they hate.
So there you have it. The Almighty Creator of the Universe has a divine plan on how to get rid of wicked sinners and foster sacred morality amongst his peoples, and that plan is to sign a new bill into law, call the cops, go to court and then prosecute the wrongdoers to the fullest extent of the law so that they can rot in jail. That would bring joy to the Supreme Ruler of the Earth and the Heavens and of All Life and Afterlife.