Religion of peace firebombs news paper office

You know what really offends the Almighty Creator of the Universe?

Cartoons.

Cartoons really hurt His feelings. Luckily, there’s one thing that can ease The All-knowing, All-mighty Creator’s mental anguish: when he gets to see buildings destroyed by bombs. And sometimes random people murdered. That makes Him happy again.

However, The Almighty Master of the Earth, the Heavens, all Life and Afterlife can not act on His own. He can’t just blow things up, that would be ridiculous. He needs help. Fortunately, there are plenty of bat-shit crazy murderers out there, eager to assist. So He telepathically sends His Divine Orders in the form of a voice that appears in their heads, in order to have them proceed to destroy, maim and kill.

Thus, His Divine Honour gets restored and we can all rejoice.

Via Jerry Coyne:

The offices of a French satirical magazine, Charlie Hebdo, were firebombed last week one day after it announced an issue making fun of Islam, including cartoons of Mohamed, a mock title (“Charia Hebdo”) and the naming of the prophet as a “co-editor” of the issue.

Advertisements
This entry was posted in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink.

2 Responses to Religion of peace firebombs news paper office

  1. Maybe you’re doing it sarcastically, but my brain itches when I see ‘him’ etc. capitalized in the middle of a sentence. “He” doesn’t deserve it. As a personal protest, I don’t even capitalize ‘god’, unless it happens to be at the beginning of a sentence.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s