You know what really offends the Almighty Creator of the Universe?
Cartoons really hurt His feelings. Luckily, there’s one thing that can ease The All-knowing, All-mighty Creator’s mental anguish: when he gets to see buildings destroyed by bombs. And sometimes random people murdered. That makes Him happy again.
However, The Almighty Master of the Earth, the Heavens, all Life and Afterlife can not act on His own. He can’t just blow things up, that would be ridiculous. He needs help. Fortunately, there are plenty of bat-shit crazy murderers out there, eager to assist. So He telepathically sends His Divine Orders in the form of a voice that appears in their heads, in order to have them proceed to destroy, maim and kill.
Thus, His Divine Honour gets restored and we can all rejoice.
Via Jerry Coyne:
The offices of a French satirical magazine, Charlie Hebdo, were firebombed last week one day after it announced an issue making fun of Islam, including cartoons of Mohamed, a mock title (“Charia Hebdo”) and the naming of the prophet as a “co-editor” of the issue.