Putin welcomes fertility-boosting relic

Last Thursday, Russian prime minister Putin took part in a religious ceremony to welcome a magic belt to Russia. According to superstitious fairytale bullshit legend, the belt once belonged to Virgin Mary, mother of Jesus Christ, and therefore has incredible magic powers.

From The National Herald:

Vladimir Putin on Thursday welcomed to Russia a highly revered Orthodox relic credited with fertility-boosting powers as his country struggles to halt a population decline. The relic venerated by believers as the belt of the Virgin Mary […]

The miraculous magic belt is currently on tour to spread fertility all over Russia, including Saint Petersburg, Vladivostok, Norilsk, Kaliningrad, and Moscow.

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2 Responses to Putin welcomes fertility-boosting relic

  1. satinka says:

    Magic. Yeah, right. *eye roll*

  2. Margaret says:

    Yeah forplay….

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