You’d better get your act together now.
The creationists have won. You are officially the laughing stock of the rest of the civilized world. For this, you have earned and deserve massive amounts of scorn and ridicule.
It’s almost impossible to believe such a great nation could lose a battle of plain and simple knowledge to such utter ridiculousness as literal belief in ancient mythological superstition.
At least one generation has been lost to the deluded, lying theocrats who want nothing but real political power over you and the rest of us.
Please, get your act together now. Teach your children that there is a difference between fact and fantasy.