This guy’s name is Joseph. He has 15 billion dollars in the bank. His day job is to teach that ghosts and magic superheroes really exist. One of his duties is to protect child rapists – over his career he has protected hundreds of them, helping them hide from the police and hindering the justice system from bringing them to criminal courts. Another part of the job is to help increase the suffering and death of women. One of his hobbies is to afflict millions of innocent children with the death and suffering of sexual disease, by teaching their parents that condoms are evil. When he finds time in his busy schedule, he enjoys to regularly oppose science, knowledge, and education. He frequently welcomes war criminals to his house.
Yesterday, he was celebrated by thousands for glorifying the high moral standing of another lousy protector of child rapists.
(Every single one of the claims above can be backed up by evidence.)