Monthly Archives: May 2011

Vatican cracks down on immorality in church

The following video contains very immoral behaviour. Pope shut down this 500 year old monastery over dancing nuns. How many churches has he closed over child-raping priests? Via @Nicronon

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All Christians believe this

All Christians believe in the second coming of Jesus Christ. Every single one of them. If you don’t believe this, you’re not a Christian.

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An alternative to thinking

Instead of thinking, obey! Trust me, it’s good for you. Get ‘em while they’re young.

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God wanted mother to kill her baby

This mother obeyed God’s command. “Lawson told the jury Friday the oil and vinegar concoction was necessary to drive a demon named “Marzon” from Jezaih’s body. She and her roommate Natasha Hawkins thought their other children were possessed as well, … Continue reading

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Stay classy, Catholics

The Vatican has now released new guidelines for bishops, in an effort to address its institutionalized business of priests raping children. And the rules are now quite clear: Bishops don’t have to report child raping priests to the police. And … Continue reading

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“14-year-olds are OK”

“I do not want 16-year-old boys but younger. Fourteen-year-olds are O.K. Look for needy boys who have family issues” This child raping priest was apparently close to one of the Pope’s advisers. Specifically, the Pope’s adviser on how to stop … Continue reading

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Our God is an awesome God

From /r/atheism

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Rapture Excuse Bingo

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Scorn and ridicule

Previously I promised my twitter followers I’d heap scorn and ridicule over the poor morons who weren’t raptured today. Well, I changed my mind. These people are in need of some sympathy. (Something their lying, wicked, false prophets won’t give … Continue reading

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The end of the world

We’re a bit too quick to dismiss the May 21 believers as fruitcakes. Remember that pretty much all Christians believe in the Eschaton. And Jews and Muslims too. Believers will fly up to heaven and God will send the rest … Continue reading

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